Me: *gets anxious*
Me: chill
Me: *gets jealous*
Me: chill
Me: *overthinks*
Me: chill
Me: *gets clingy*
Me: chill
chill
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I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me
it asks “what is a human?”
and in my dream my first thought was to that card with “what is a dad” on the front and then “you. you is a dad” inside
so I answer “me. me is a human”
and the sphinx fucking smacked me off the platform
never will i ever force another to love me, like me, feel me, want me or need me. i’m good.
Alex Elle (via kushandwizdom)
People:*laughing three blocks away from me*
Me:It’s me. They’re laughing at me…
- brain: ur afraid of destroying your relationships right
- me:
- brain: what if u destroyed them on purpose
- me:
- brain: it would give u control of the situation and u wouldn't have to worry about it anymore
- me:
- me: go on
- me: *procrastinates necessary things*
- me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*
- me @ me: why are you like this
- me: *procrastinates necessary things*
- me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*
- me @ me: why are you like this
there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of
you put it into words
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I have three moods:
- I just want some cutie to love me and take me on adventures and make me food and watch my tv shows with me
- I just want a fuck buddy with no emotions attached
- I just want to stay inside forever cause people and feelings are gross
me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me
person: push it off
me: [enraged and offended]